I can laugh because I have known sadness

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

(via cicigirl1999)

philosophicalconservatism:

Maybe because It makes the argument easier.

(via jordinbillings)

allyson-wonderlnd:

What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.

(Source: personifyingchaos, via life-seenthroughmy-eyes)

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

(via caffeinatedgingers)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via this--too--shall--pass)

“The saddest part isn’t what you did to me but what I would have done for you.”
— D.V (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: darkflightlessbutterfly, via peacelovechick)

“If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.”
— (via l-yps)

(Source: we-should-fuck-now-that-i, via c0urtneyxoxo)

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

(via c0urtneyxoxo)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via prayingforhipbones)

queen-overlord:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"it spoils the mood" so does the sound of a baby crying

queen-overlord:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"it spoils the mood" so does the sound of a baby crying

(via prayingforhipbones)

deadliftbarbie:

shreddingtopanga:

Sometimes I get pretty off track with my nutrition for a week or two weeks or hell, even a month and I kind of just roll with it because I always get back on track and I think it’s better for my mental health to embrace it as opposed to shaming myself for it.

Oh my god thank you😍

(via story-of-a-colorado-girl)

“We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.”
— Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)

(Source: ivicus, via story-of-a-colorado-girl)

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

(Source: sergeantjerkbarnes, via cometcasualties)

postracialcomments:

pheretic:

youngblackandvegan:

akbrrdatt:

thinksquad:

"So in process of me buying a homeless man a meal from Mcdonalds this is what happen"—OG Ced Johnson

This is the world we live in.

just awful

I’m having a growing disdain for law enforcement 

I’ve always had a huge disdain for “law enforcement” 

(via fight-like-a-grrrl)